So you're meeting the crew/gang/group/circle of friends at a nearby bar later, and you have been either working all day, or you're just in a funk. You look in your closet and all you see is "bleh." Nothing is attracting you, pursuing you, or giving off ANY kind of appeal whatsoever and you're about to just throw on some jeans, a tee, and your beat up old sneakers.

Then your best friend calls and lets you know that "he" is coming. "He" being the guy you met last week in the bar with your friends and promptly spilled a half-sipped drink all over. He was attractive, and you were sloppy drunk. He's your best friend's acquaintence and is about to be your beer date companion.

Crap. That changes things, doesn't it? While you might still feel "bleh" about your wardrobe, there is one little secret I'll share with you that'll turn any "jeans'n'top" outfit into a glamour-bomb:

Leopard Print Pumps.

I know, they're kitschy, and everyone knows they're not real leopard... So what! If you feel up to it, slap some fire enging red nail polish on those toesies and get out on the town. They work, trust me... And there's something magical about leopard print, you know... It activates the animal in you, after all...

Get The Look

Eva Mendes, a Calvin Klein model, was caught shopping in a quaint London Boutique district in this fabulous outfit.

Eva bring simply chic to a sexy level!

Best Match $78 $19.99 Tracey Buy at Fossil

Style Steal $79 Belted wool coat Buy at Victoria's Secret

Luxe Look Sold Out Padru Buy at Aldo

Satin Pump $65 $58.50 rsvp - Lani (Black Satin) Buy at Zappos

Posh vintage, purveyor of fine vintage finds has got this sale going - ANY thing on the site will be 10% off if you enter the code Posh10.

And we're not talking "hokey" vintage - ie, old crap - we're talking DESIGNER - example? This fab Imitation of Christ frock. While not usually on my list of go-to designers, this would definitely be an exception to the rule!

The weather outside is like, super frightful. Now, I'm an idiot and like to strut (Girl, you better WORK) which means I do inadvisable things like wearing open-toes shoes with mama-pajama high heels in even the iciest weather and all to the end of making my legs look a million years long. This is dumb. Don't do this. DOOOO embrace your inner (or outter, whatevs,) sex kitten no matter what the weather by donning super sexy underwear!

Leave it to old navy to have something THIS CUTE at UNDER SIX DOLLARS!

I don't know about most of you, but I love the look a pencil skirt gives you and it is all the rage in the fashion model world right now. I'm sure you've seen more than one celebrity or model sporting one lately but how do they 'get the look'?

Newport News has made 'getting the look' super easy for all my pencil loving divas!

Click on any of the below 'Looks' to purchase all the necessary pieces!

Whatevs.

That's what I have to say to the little black dress. They're easy to find, and while classic, there is nothing more miserable than showing up at party wearing the perfect little black dress only to find that everyone else is too. Well. Actually I can think of lots of things more miserable, puppy murder for one, but that is neither here nor there.

When it comes to classic memorable looks, I go bold.

I go, Red.